Chaos Croissant – Baker's Dozen (5 Pack)
Because one croissant has never started a tavern brawl.
Five Chaos Croissants. Endless opportunities for mischief. Stock your bakery, arm your bard, or prepare your next tavern food fight with this bundle of safe foam throwable pastries.
Prepare for delicious chaos with the Chaos Croissant 5 Pack. Whether you are organizing a tavern food fight, stocking a fantasy bakery, entertaining visitors at a Renaissance fair, or preparing for your next LARP adventure, this bundle ensures the pastries will keep flying long after the first song begins.
These realistic foam croissants are perfect for tavern food fights, fantasy bakeries, NPC merchants, festival games, bard performances, goblin distractions, medieval markets, Renaissance fairs, comedy roleplay, and immersive tavern décor.
Start a tavern brawl, distract a guard, bribe a hungry goblin, pay your innkeeper, challenge another bard, settle a noble dispute, show your appreciation during a performance, or claim victory in festival mini-games. With five Chaos Croissants at your disposal, you can solve nearly any problem without drawing steel.
Crafted from durable Calimacil foam, each croissant is lightweight, safe to throw, and built to survive countless adventures while looking fresh enough to tempt even the hungriest adventurer.
Some adventurers carry a single Chaos Croissant for emergencies.
Experienced bards know better.
When the music grows loud, the ale begins to flow, and someone inevitably insults the baker’s craft, one croissant simply is not enough. Veteran tavern performers travel with a satchel full of Chaos Croissants, ensuring they are always prepared to distract a guard, settle a noble dispute, win over an unruly crowd, or ignite the legendary pastry battles remembered for generations.
After all, history remembers the bard with six croissants hidden in his sleeves, not the one who only packed one.
The Chaos Croissant 5 Pack is ideal for wandering bards, eccentric bakers, mischievous goblins, festival merchants, tavern keepers, theatrical NPCs, and rogues who prefer distractions served with butter.
It is also an excellent choice for event organizers who want to create interactive games, food fights, performances, market displays, or memorable comedic encounters for their players and visitors.
Bundle Includes
- 5 × Chaos Croissant foam throwables
Perfect For
- Tavern food fights
- Fantasy bakeries
- NPC merchants
- Festival games
- Bard performances
- Goblin distractions
- Medieval markets
- Renaissance fairs
- Comedy roleplay
- Tavern décor
How Adventurers Use the Chaos Croissant
- Start a tavern brawl
- Distract a guard
- Bribe a hungry goblin
- Pay your innkeeper
- Challenge another bard
- Settle noble disputes
- Show appreciation during performances
- Win festival mini-games
- Includes five realistic foam croissants
- Safe, lightweight, and easy to throw
- Detailed flaky texture with a baked-golden finish
- Flexible and durable foam construction
- Designed for LARP, cosplay, theatre, festivals, and immersive events
- Made from Calimacil foam
- Not intended for consumption
Care Instructions
- Clean gently with mild soap and water
- Store away from prolonged direct sunlight
- Do not leave compressed beneath heavy objects for extended periods
- Allow to dry completely before storage
- Do not eat, no matter how hungry your character becomes